policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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buzzfeed:

Dang, Scotland is gorgeous.


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